Today's Presidential Pardon: Walmart Shoppers

By Air America

Remember when Bush told us it was patriotic to go shopping? He's at it again...

FILED UNDER: Arts & Culture, air america, black friday stampede, George Bush, presidential pardon, Sam Seder, walmart trample, walmart. walmart death
December 2, 2008
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Bush Pardons

Hey, speaking of crimes nobody's been charged for yet, maybe next Bush will pardon the whole mob of hysterical homosexuals screaming "Mormon Scum" at Mormon facilities in California.

If a bunch of Baptists stood outside a gay bar chanting "fag scum" does anybody doubt liberals (and their willing mouthpieces the SF Chronicle, NYT, et al) would print non-stop front-page weeping, hand-wringing articles about what a horrible hate crime this was, and how the whole nation was shamed because of it?

Does this kinda suggest liberals and all their "tolerance" and "freedom of expression" crap are just a bunch of hypocritical assholes married to a severe double standard? Just curious.

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By HypnoToadDecember 2, 2008 - 4:04pm

Hypno Toad Fail - Try Again

i think those "screaming, hysterical homosexuals" probably tolerated (mostly ignored) the mormons until they (the mormons) came out as true bigots and decided to financially back a very hateful prop 8.

the mormons brought this upon themselves by being bigots. chanting "mormon scum" outside their church is what needs to be done to show the public that the mormons lack tolerance for gays. it's not being done to belittle them for being mormon.

what you're saying is that gay people bring chants of "fag scum" upon themselves by being gay. chanting "fag scum" is not really freedom of expression - it IS hatred. but since i believe in the first amendment, i believe those hateful bigot baptists (you use as an example) should be free to chant whatever dimwitted, hateful things they choose.

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By Dorsey ShawDecember 2, 2008 - 4:37pm

By Dorsey ShawDecember 2, 2008 - 4:37pm

You have to realize who you are dealing with hear. Our retarded amphibian here didn't know the Nazi's were fascists. Enough said.

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By f u bush2December 2, 2008 - 7:20pm

Someone fill me in if I miss

Someone fill me in if I miss this but is there an organization funding a proposition to make it illegal to file a joint federal tax return if you happen to be a Mormon? Or the right to inherit property from someone who has been your partner in life without outside interference ?That would be hypocritical. Some people are gay, some are Mormon, I'm sure some are both. Why should they be treated any differently under the law and the tax code?

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By jonbrunettiDecember 2, 2008 - 4:47pm

By HypnoToadDecember 2, 2008 - 4:04pm

shut up you fascist scum

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By f u bush2December 2, 2008 - 7:16pm

Hey Hypno Toad...

Look into my eyes... You are becoming less and less stupid.

When I snap my fingers you may actually achieve a three digit I.Q.

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Hey numbnutz... who's oppressing who here?... TO THE TUNE OF TWENTY-FIVE MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF HATE SPEECH.

You're a tool... and a bore.

...BUNCHA KOOKS!!

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By A GDecember 2, 2008 - 7:19pm

toad, You know whata backwards "L" looks like?

The path of your change of thought.

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By aaazzz111December 2, 2008 - 11:30pm

I realize now why this was the first one of these I have

watched, and the last one. Pretty lame.

I also don't consider any pardons coming out of this criminal to be humorous. They are an insult to what this country was suppose to stand for and the gold standard of what is wrong with it.

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By AntillectualDecember 2, 2008 - 6:39pm

China Buys Naming Rights to U.S.

China Buys Naming Rights to U.S.
Nation to be Renamed ‘Panda Garden'
POSTED DECEMBER 2, 2008
BOROWITZ REPORT

In a landmark deal that could provide much-needed cash to America's anemic economy, China agreed today to acquire the naming rights to the U.S. for a reported $1.4 trillion.

The deal, which is expected to be signed by President George W. Bush and Chinese President Hu Jintao sometime before Inauguration Day on January 20, was hailed today by Mr. Bush as a "win-win" for both countries.

"We get 1.4 trillion dollars, and all we have to do is change our name to ‘Panda Garden,'" Mr. Bush told reporters at the White House.

The president said he decided to make the extraordinary deal after being shocked to learn that the U.S. was in a recession, when it was reported yesterday in Duh magazine.

According to President Hu, the Chinese had originally inquired about purchasing the rights to two American sports facilities named after troubled companies, Ford Field in Detroit and Citi Field in New York, but then decided it might be more cost-efficient to buy the rights "to the whole shebang."

In addition to the $1.4 trillion, the Chinese government said that it would provide $10 million to commission a new national anthem that would somehow incorporate the words "Panda Garden" in the lyrics, and to redesign the nation's flag, which will henceforth be known as "the stars, stripes, and adorable bear."

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By f u bush2December 2, 2008 - 7:18pm

Wal Mart Death

Ha Ha Ha, George Bush and the whole "go shopping" thing, a guy got tramped to death. Let's examine the makeup of said trampers/ killers. Who would be most likely to line up the night before for a Black Friday sale at a Long Island Wal Mart? Judging by the area demographics and latest polls, I'm guessing the likely shoppers/ trampers/ killers we're mostly, if not all, Democrats, or those who would lean to that party. Real stats would be interesting to find out what kind of person would trample another to death to get a deal on a discount big screen. In the meantime, let's just blame Bush ; )

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By mehDecember 3, 2008 - 3:33am

great tact By meh

Not really, if you had investigated the NY Walmart sales brochure, and turned your "I love Bush no matter what", b*llshit attitude into something productive (Nassau zipcode 12123):

www.walmart.com/

PS3
PS3

Blame Walmart and Sony

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By aaazzz111December 3, 2008 - 10:22am

this guy proves my point

Maybe it wasn't clear in my post, but I'm sick of partisans blaming everything bad that happens on the "other side". The article writer goes out of his way to link Bush, albeit tongue in cheek, to a single death at a Wal Mart. Idiot. Rush does this kind of crap to the Democrats everyday. Idiot. I'm tired of this type of propaganda, from both sides, that so many people eat up like candy that helps to bury critical thought. I point out the irony of the posted article, and I'm challenged by the generic "I like Bush no matter....." typical partisan rant. Blame Walmart and Sony? A store and a company should be responsible for the acts of hundreds of people that exhibit such a lack of self control that they trample a man to death to get a good deal? Idiot.