Video: What Else Does the Bible Say?

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Celebrities Margaret Cho, Maya Rudolph, Neil Patrick Harris and John C. Reilly have joined together to create this funny, yet informative musical about the California gay marriage ban, Prop. 8. Video after the jump.
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- December 4, 2008








Gays are more interesting and nicer people than Fundigelicals.
Jesus talked about the evils of poverty and man helping man more than 3,000 times in the Bible and never mentioned gays once.
If I go to heaven, I want to go to where the gays are NOT where the fundagelicals are. The fundy part of heaven is too hot and besides, they don't actually call that "heaven".
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By deanrddDecember 4, 2008 - 10:45amTim beat me to it!
That is fuckin' hilarious! Also makes sense...think of all the gay couples with money, and the millions to be made. I've got my free and legal ordination, just in case...I'd say that doing gay weddings could make me money "hand over fist," but that's a job for a republican...
You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.
---Ray Bradbury
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By LiberalIconoclastDecember 4, 2008 - 11:49am**FABULOUS!!**... **LOVED IT!!**...
Strange but True.
I've banged dozens of hot chicks and never once had a gay thought in my head... But strangely, I absolutely love show-tunes and antiqueing!
STRANGE, BUT TRUE!
Any man that finds homosexuality threatening is a faggot.
Suck it up, Kill-Whitey... What are you so afraid of?.... What are you, a fag or something?!
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By A GDecember 4, 2008 - 2:06pmThe only people that believe it's a choice
are people that can choose.
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By deanrddDecember 5, 2008 - 10:25amAnd who might that be?
Who "chooses" if they like girls or boys?
Maybe you're being sarcastic or maybe there is something here I'm missing... But to my experience, children feel an attraction, either way, LONG before they can rationally make even the simplest choices (food, clothing)... Long before the mental capacity even to grasp multiplication and division.
We're talking pure "id" here... raw, core, hardwiring... not much room for negotiation.
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By A GDecember 5, 2008 - 3:48pmSex is good.
Not to put down the feelings of "children", but "I like this person" is not the same as deep passion, commitment and adult sexual attraction. To put it bluntly, two boys may jerk each other off but that doesn't mean they are gay, just horny. If you are a guy and you think of hot, sweaty sex and the taste and the feel and you think of a girl, then you are not gay. If you think of a guy, then you are. It's just that simple. When you think about what two guys actually do, if that turns you on and you are a guy, then you are gay. Who could choose?
The problem in this country is that the Fundagelical right has taken a normal part of being human and turned it into a "sin".
As a living, breathing creature, everything you think about on a gut level can be divided into two categories, "survival" and "reproduction". If you fall into the water, you fight to swim up because you want to live. We recognize that people that want to die are sick.
Second is reproduction. Even if you don't want kids, the sex "urge" is still there. Nature has made sex feel so good that some people even become addicted to it. This guarantees that people have sex. It's all about "survival of the species".
One of the many problems with the Fundies is that they have taken sex and made it "dirty" and a "sin". Somehow, they believe that if you don't make sex dirty, everyone will be having orgies as if they have no will power or self respect.
It's the same argument they use with "atheism". What's to keep you from murder and rape and stealing if you don't believe in threats from a magical God.
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By deanrddDecember 6, 2008 - 12:13am????????????
"two boys may jerk each other off but that doesn't mean they are gay..."
????????????
I'm speechless... If two boys engage in falatio and anal intercourse, are they gay then?? What the hell do you have to do to be gay?
If the cock in your hand isn't attached to your body?... YOU'RE GAY.
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By A GDecember 7, 2008 - 9:10amSpeechless?
Fellatio and anal intercourse are a long, long way from jerking off. Tell me you know that? Well?
Ok, maybe not.
Just to clue you in, kids touch each other all the time. They are kids. They are learning what they like and don't like and what is socially acceptable. Tell me you aren't one of the "fundies" that turn sex into a dirty sin. Ooooh, God is watching and taking notes. I'm scared.
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By deanrddDecember 7, 2008 - 5:26pmFallatio is a "long, long way from jerking off [another male]".
Uhhh... No it isn't.
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"Tell me you aren't one of the "fundies" that turn sex into a dirty sin. Ooooh, God is watching and taking notes. I'm scared.
I find that insulting.
My rather extensive record here championing equal rights for homosexuals and railing against the absurd notion of an anthropomorphic "God" SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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You know what??... This sounds like a PERSONAL problem to me, so lets drop it.
I'll concede that any adolescent experimentation you may have engaged in does not make you a homosexual.. and what if it did?... I certainly don't care and wouldn't think any less of you.
Actually, to make your point for you, there is a spectrum of sexuality. "Sword fights" and "towel snapping incidents" aren't uncommon in adolescent males... But mutual masterbation??... Well, that's getting pretty far into the gay side. No matter.
The ironic thing is that it is more of a circle that a spectrum... as we see in the testosterone soaked, muscle-bound ultra-macho violent types (ie. prison gang types). They portray themselves as manly-men, but somehow they always end up proving their masculinity by fucking some guy up the ass.
Hmmm... Go figure.
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By A GDecember 9, 2008 - 11:36am