I guess TMZ wasn't told about this unspoken covenant...yesterday they pretty much focused on the guy in the back and ignored Palin. Gross.

She was telling us she isn't upset by carnage. She was placing herself to be the Annie Oakley of the 2012 presidential election...not afraid to do what's necessary to defend America. She''ll send America youth to their deaths, just like Chimpy Bush, with glee in her eye. She was making herself the darling of the NeoCons and the Bubbas who like to shoot at things that don't shoot back. And that mention of her kid in Iraq? That was "Hey I'm one of you..." even though her kid has probably been assigned to serve cocktails at headquarters in Baghdad by the Pentagon in order to avoid having a hair on his head harmed by anything unpleasant in Iraq.

I have come to the conclusion that everything this woman does is coldly calculated. I'm sure that she learned some bitter lessons from the VeePee campaign about preparedness (don't ignore the briefers when they tell you to read this 300-page binder before going on with Charlie or Katie), but I have no doubt that she feels that God wants her in the White House. I'm sure that Stevens' losing his seat was viewed by her and her faithful as God closing a door that would have led her down the wrong path.

This woman is psycho. We've got to send her back to political obscurity.

I think a lot of people need to come back to Earth and reality. This is about survival of the fittest. Its not going to be nice. Man and other animals eat. Some of them eat meat. Its just life. Things are done differently today because of mass production and the large population, but its no different than what the caveman did. Should we now become vegetarians now, because we don't want to hurt the poor little animals. Eating meat is also a form of population control in some cases. I love animals just like the next guy. I don't want to see domesticated animals harmed and I don't want to see endangered species eliminated from the earth, but I'm realistic about survival. Let's all get a grip.

I was so into the turkey carnage, I forgot to mention Palin on my last post. She is totally brain dead. If she thinks its a good idea to be filmed and interviewed with the turkey carnage in the back drop she's got problems. I say let the Republicans push her out on stage for 2012 so that the Democrats have another land slide victory on the next election. With her running, they don't have a chance.

This turned into just a long rolling bit as I wrote it but what the fuck. Just, hack and chew and claw your way through this jungle of blog as best you can.

So her trying to seem like, I dont know. I guess, I think she was trying to appeal to farmers, and ranchers, and the Joe "Mr. Macho gun nut killer" types. I guess she assumes since theyre Evangelicals gut nuts, they must automatically be Daniel Boone/Davy Crockett moose killers too? Joe Grizzley Adams? na, shes not out of touch...

Sure. Reminds me of that whole Richard Nixon campaigne SNAFU when Agnew gave a speech on the cow kill floor of a McDonalds Rendering plant that cost them the election back in 196whatevr... Oh wait, no I dont, cause no one would ever be stupid enough to do that. Save for, whoever coordinates her press opts, interviews and backrounds for such. Didnt she just get into trouble for Greta Van Sustersomething interviewing her in her office which turns out to be an ethics violation of her using State Resources for political gain? And its probably her herself making these desiscions, but whoever let this happen is the dumbest political anything ever...

But I dont even think even the rightiest, of right wing neocons appriciated her forcing all of them who saw the interview, while their little neocon kids were in the room, who had to explain what was going on, when little Jimmy Bob or Jesse May or whatever asked, to explain to the kids when they asked Mommy and Daddy Gun-nut Rightwingers,-"Momma, dadda, wha.... Whats the man behind the lady, the lady you said lost it for McCain... doin , doin to that bird? ...It looks like hes licking its ass.". "Killing? Why? Does it hurt?". "No?". "Yes?". "huh?". "what?"."How come?"."Why?" "Why?", "Why?", and "whies"....

Not to mention the group guilt trip seeing the slaughter of the birds reminds people of. Not so much, the "Ben Franklin mentioning the Bird as a possible national bird" thing, although thats a cute fact... but the origin of the birds celebration which was based in the systematic slaughter of the indigenous people of this land, who we force children to reinact in schools across this country, the mythological presystematic slaghter off, and alledged meal we had with and treaty we broke of together before we wiped out most all the Native Humans of this lands after they saved us from a dying an agonizing death at the hands of the harsh winter wilderness death we all try to convince ourselves didnt happen and was all just a huge mis-understanding about what we meant when we said it was a Christian thing annually....

But on top of that, the added, "My Pet Goat" moment, "Ah, Im a hunter too, but awww poor turkeys, factor. ... ...

How you had to explain to your kids, "No kids, they didnt feel it... well they felt it but, but they felt it different or, not as, I know they were squirming a whole lot for if the didnt feel it. But they have, peanut size brains, right like Bush, peanut size brain. Exactly, Terry Schiavo, Turkeys, that asshole in the White House. Peanut sized brains, peanut sized brains.... Maybe Bush has a slightly bigger brain like egg sized and thats why we only eat brids and handicap peoples brains during the Holidays... wait what, nevermind. Shut up and get me more eggnog... and go back to playing your "Tom Clancy Gears of War" whatever super-soldier for perpetual war society simulator X-Box game thats meant to strip you of your individuality and find false purpose in stupid fantasies while it turns you into a mindless short tempered adolesent killer and stop worrying about the turkey that you eat anyway and say is delicious.", moment it'll give you, gave you the day you first saw it, and will then re-give the whole family when they re-broadcast it Thanksgiving Day 50 times... analyzing it on the news you watch in-between football games or whatever.

...Hell, the sports announcers will be chuckling it up during their commentary with a thousand "-"What was going through head John?"-"Nothing Bill. That'd be my guess. Just the whistling sound of an Alaskan breeze, if her ears are uncovered, interception by McGraw!!! Yeah you seen those Virizon or Alltel, Alcell or whatever companies calls...BAM! oooo bad hit on Pacman...; , but commercials about "The Dead Zone", where they warn about you cant get any reception right? So the hotel room or house at the end of a street is a Dead Zone... What do you think Bradshaw. -"There you go. Her head is a dead zone" comments all afternoon.

Compounded on that, with having to repeat fifty times during the festivities over and over during the Day of the Holiday. People will be so Happy Sara Palin did this to them and brought all this activity into their homes this holiday dont you think? ...Going over the story, over and over, to your aunts and uncles, who cant hear so theres 10 times of telling the story right there. The siblings who show up late, or get way to hammered so they arent listening anyway cause their jobs suck and theyre bumbed or whatever and just want to watch the game or whatever anyway. People just showing up late, cousins coming in, maybe didnt think they were going to make it, now they show up or whaever, maybe they brought a lot of people you dont know and, they dont have kids or do but, they didn't see it or have to answer to their kids about it yet, so you got to talk to them about it 20 30 more times while the booze gets knocked back. But people are talking about it and its on the TV and the sports announcers. And you want to tell them to fuck off, and go check gramma whos been in the bathroom to make sure she didnt drown in the toilet or may have forgotten who she is and that shes not in a hotel back in the roaring 60s during a drug raid to go check on her to too make sure shes not trying to steal you stuff or snort bay powder. Or if dinners at "Nanna's" house or whatever make sure she isnt trying to steal her own her stuff. I dont know know where you eat, but thats not the point. Grams grams old and needs a GPS implanted next to that pace maker.... but....

The point is, is youd tell them to fuck off and check granny, and ask Uncle Lenny, or Charles, that asshole whos married to youre sister, who you like as a person, but he beats your sister in drunken rages, and since when he asked you fifty times to repeat the story while he was doing Yeager bombs in eggnog earlier, youre pretty sure he could tell them the story of the retard Governor....but you're pretty sure youre feeling one of his and your sisters tough love moments coming on.... but the people who showed up late, your cousins, you never see them, maybe you, even though you want to tell them to stuff it in their own ass, they. ... ... They brought stuffing and crannberries and those rolls everyone loves.

So now since everyones mentioned the Sara Turkey Slaughter Shenanegans, now you have to fill them in, but its dinner time or whatever. You tell them you'll tell them after dinner or something, during part of the evening which you know will be after that turkey-itice trictopan whatever kicks in when youre, youre going to be just....going to be SO thrilled to get into it for the thousandth time that day. After dishes are done, kids are screaming, running around cause turkey doesnt make them sleepy, and they didnt want to eat much of it that much anyway this year after seeing the story and becoming little liberal vegan freedom fighters Right Wing mommy and Daddy have to deprogram now... by that time in the night, when all youre gonna want to do is watch the damn game too, so you know that'll give you a shot of getting out of telling the story the thousandth million time.

That'll sure spruce up any drunken afternoon of quarrelling with inlaws we hate or dont want to see, "And so when the interview came on the kids started screaming and asking why does God hate Turkeys... Yes Agnus, Williard, Uncle Ted... it went on till bedtime that night. It was horrible. Didnt I have a piece of leftover... pie sitting right, here... Wait, whos Uncle Ted?! Whered he go anyway? and wheres my wallet? Where are the kids?!...oh shit,", as thousands of household across the country hear tires peeling out of their driveways everywhere.

Amber alerts break out nationwide, theirs mass hysteria panic, billions of innocent victems are found thrown in rivers the next day all across the country.... civil war breaks down as everyone starts asking who brought Uncle Ted, the country burns to the ground. And the only one left tp survive it are the Turkeys all these Governors pardons the day before...all cause of the distraction of the Sara Turkey Slaughter Insensitivity Scandal. The pardoned Turkeys happy to be blessed with freedom decide to check out whats on TV to see what kind of life awaits them. They see the carnage unfold on mass media, and all die of shock wearing that expression you get if you ever watch that video from the movie "The Ring". Just that contorted "GYAAAAAARG!!!!" expression...

And I can only imagine the right winger who cant appriciate Sara Palin for doing that to them this season.

---

It's like watching Fargo; only with Turkey's