Morning Roundup: Around the Web in 80.34 Seconds

By Beau Friedlander

Most horrifying video ever: Daily Kos's ves man has video of the dittoheads outside a Palin rally. Did you know that Obama has the blood line to kill you, and that he's a
one-man terror cell! It's true!!! I saw it on TV...er, on teevee on the
Internets. 

Yeah, baby! Check out Palindrome: the auto-Palin-speech-o-matic!!!

The Washington Post wishes us all a very Merry Grinchmas.

Jazz from Hell bought a copy of Chief Executive Magazine which claims 70% of CEOs are afraid of Obama presidency.

Long live the blue chip stock: Bloomberg reports stock futures rise on IBM forecast. 

In keeping with Senator Obama's call for swift punishment to those AIG execs who ordered last week's $440K "junket," the Fed today announced an additional $37.8 billion in "liquidity" will go to AIG.

The Los Angeles Times looks at the bleak market picture and answers the question: Can a bull market be far away? The answer: Yes. Yes it can. Very far, indeed.

The Washington Times wants you to remember that welfare is bad, m'kay? Lots of people need help with heating oil this year. 

The New York Times on the nationalization of US banks. 

House prices in England are down 13.3% according to The Guardian.

Remember Darfur? The Christian Science Monitor reports that Sudan continues bombing while pursuing a diplomatic solution.

Alternet today has a progressive voter guide to the economy!

The Wall Street Journal today reports that a failing economy could lead to less money for education which in turn could mean less money for bussing which in turn could lead to the re-segregation of the nations schools. 

Access Hollywood reports that Courtney Cox tried botox. In other news, water is wet. 

 

 

 

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A bit confusing...

Is Obama a white man with a black father?
Or a black man with a white mother?

Is McSame a useless dingle berry who went into the navy because he was fundamentally useless and unemployable?
Or did he drift into the navy so he could suck from the public teat under the protection of his illustrious father and grandfather while doing nothing?

Inquiring minds, you know.
As the seed is planted so grows the tree

Just hang on a bit longer....

On Jan. 20, the day of our freedom from tyranny, the Lord President Obama will order his newly anointed Obama Youth Alpha/Omega Enforcement Action Squad, under the command of the acolyte Billy Ayerhead to take out the real enemies of world peace...the international Jewish Financial Organization and Pancake House...oh, and Fox News.

Then the glorious forces of Islam can finally move in and finally cleanse the world from the evil Christians.

OBAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAaaaaaaaa.....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

AND WE HELPED!!!!

Sorry, Obama is one who should be scared. He's a Christian.

It's Bush and McCain who have done a bang up job cleansing the world of Christians. With their help, Iraq has managed to decimate their own Christian population by one half to two thirds since 2004.

Bush, with the support of John McCain, ordered US troops to do "nothing" while the Iraqi's have burned nearly every church. The people of Iraq brought back crucifixtion just just for the Christians. Christians were in Iraq before a single Muslim. Bush and McCain don't want to show "favoritism". Understandable.

With the support of Bush and McCain, Iraqi's have proclaimed "Islam" to be the "national religion" and stated that "no laws will be established that contradicts the holy laws of Islam".

With the support of Bush and McCain, the ruling party in Iraq is the "Supreme Islamic Council", a group that has had terrorists ties in the past as well as to today.

With the support of Bush and McCain, not a single dime of oil revenues will go to the Iraqi Christians. But they are not allowed to come here. First, it would highlight the terrible failure of Bush and McCain. Second, we want to keep an "illusion" of diversity.

Yes, you have to admit. Without the support of Bush and McCain, Iraq would have a much greater "Christian" problem. But don't worry. That's one problem the Iraqi's almost have solved. As soon as we leave, I'm sure they will be happy to "finish the job".

Thanks Bush
Thanks McCain

Ever wonder why ignorance so enjoys exhibiting itself?

And revel as scorn is heaped upon them? Masochists? What else could it be?

McShame, rumor has it, now furious at his dog-and-pony show. Blaming her for his accelerating drop in polls. He's right, by the way. At lease with independents. Shows how truly erratic he is.

Bushie!  Doin' a helluva job!
G0P Trinity:  Failure, Fraud, Deceit.

I thought Palin was supposed to be the clincher

that put McCain over the top.
Guess the American people don't like being treated like chumps.

I dunno...

Maybe if she showed a little more leg...or something...

The g0p count on the American voter as being incurably afflicted with ADHD. It's the only way they can play their sleight-of-hand tricks.

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. ~~~John Kenneth Galbraith

One word:

Eew!

I'd pay NOT to see that.

You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.
---Ray Bradbury

It's a strange world.

I'm told some people find back hair attractive. Go figure.

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. ~~~John Kenneth Galbraith

More mindless ramblings from Old Farty. Yawn.

"She's Cheney in drag." Me

He says he supports the troops - HA!!!!

It was disgusting the way Cindy McCain lied about John McCain's voting record. Even trying to "USE" their son who is in the military.

McCain says he "supports the troops". Check out his "report card", voting record and the records of every person in congress at:

http://www.veteranreportcard.org/

For those too lazy to visit, here is a quick summery:

McCain repeatedly voted against improved benefits for veterans.
McCain opposes the 21st century GI Bill, because it is “too generous.”
McCain voted against increased funding for veterans’ health care.
McCain opposed an assured funding stream for veterans’ health care.
McCain voted against adding more than $400 million for veterans’ care.
McCain voted against establishing a $1 billion trust fund for military health facilities.
McCain opposed $500 for counseling services for veterans with mental disorders.
McCain voted in support of disabled veterans 25 percent of the time between 2004 and 2005.
McCain also voted against providing automatic cost-of-living adjustments for veterans.
McCain opposed increasing spending on TRICARE and giving greater access to National Guard members and reservists.
McCain supported outsourcing VA jobs.
McCain also supported outsourcing at Walter Reed Hospital.
In 2003, McCain voted against $122.7 billion for the Department of Veterans Affairs.
In 2001, McCain voted against $51 billion in veterans’ funding.
In 2000, McCain voted against $47 billion for the Department of Veterans Affairs.
In 1999, McCain voted against $44.3 billion for veterans programs.
In 1996, 1995 and 1994, McCain voted against funding the Department of Veterans Affairs.

Veteran Report Card:Iraq And Afghanistan Veterans Of America - Veteran report card is in and Obama got a B while McCain scored a D.Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America also known as (IAVA) released their report cards with the grades of the members of the 110th Congress.Veteran report card grading is based on legislation that affected veterans and their families.

McCain missed six of the nine votes, while Obama was absent only for four of the votes.McCain landed his D mostly because the report card scores are based on how often legislators voted in favor of pro-veteran positions. All of the bills were equally graded except the 21st Century GI Bill, which was doubled because it was vital. Obama co-sponsored the bill, but McCain, did not support the final version of the bill, and to make matters worst McCain went to a fundraising in California, and missed the vote.Tom Harkin, D-Iowa, received the highest rating, an ‘A+’.

It was disgusting the way Cindy McCain lied

I agree - that was a stomach-turner. Yet, McCrash voted, months later, against the very same bill, which had one change from the one Obama previously voted against (the one withOUT a timeline) ... he didn't like the timeline put in the bill, so McCrash VOTED AGAINST FUNDING THE TROOPS. Therefore, by Mr. and Mrs. McCrash's own definition, McCrash HATES THE TROOPS.

Why does McCrash vote against his own son? Does he really hate him that much?

"She's Cheney in drag." Me

fuck shit fuck damn shit cunt fuck

moderate me, bitch.
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John McCain's Economic History: http://keatingeconomics.com/

By SJerseyIndyOctober 9, 2008 - 5:14pm

What's up? Have they been deleting some of your comments?

Support the Troops.
End the Occupation.

By Guy Fawkes October 9, 2008 - 5:29pm

Indeed.
Moreover, multiple comments are being rejected and placed into a queue for moderation.
Never to be seen again.

Mind you, those are comments that provide simple, one-liners filled with facts.
Not a single profanity. Nor a single put-down.

But the post I just submitted filled with nothing but profanity?

Posts in seconds with no problem.

This blog fuckin' sucks.

So do you, moderator.
Yes, moderator, you and your process bite balls, you betchya...

shit fuck cunt satan sex drugs murder rape
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By SJerseyIndyOctober 9, 2008 - 5:14pm

LOL - you kiss your mother with that mouth? ;-D

"She's Cheney in drag." Me

By Pookie2112 October 9, 2008 - 5:30pm

And tongue...
:wow:
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John McCain's Economic History: http://keatingeconomics.com/

By SJerseyIndyOctober 9, 2008 - 5:37pm

Ah, yes. Mommy DOES french kiss best! ;-)

Don't let 'em get you down, SJI - keep posting!!!!

"She's Cheney in drag." Me

Say it isn't SO!! Poor, Saint Sarah, she just might have

to pay the piper ...

"Alaska court refuses to shut down Palin probe
Decision sets the stage for lawmakers to release investigation report Friday"

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Alaska's Supreme Court has refused to shut down an ethics investigation into Gov. Sarah Palin, the Republican vice presidential nominee.

The decision Thursday sets the stage for state lawmakers to release a report on their investigation Friday. The report could prove to be an embarrassment for Palin and a distraction for John McCain's presidential campaign in the final weeks of the race.

Lawmakers are investigating whether Palin abused her power to settle a family dispute. Her former public safety commissioner says he was dismissed after resisting pressure to fire a state trooper who had gone through nasty divorce from Palin's sister.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27105917/

"She's Cheney in drag." Me

Playing my violin for Caribou Barbie!

Now she'll have to go home and try to ban library books, you betcha!

You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.
---Ray Bradbury

I'm playing the world's smallest violin for Painful ...

and it's sweetly singing, "My Heart Bleeds For You", ya know?

"She's Cheney in drag." Me

"I'm John McCain, and I approved this mess!"


"Dang, Cindy! You forgot my Thorazine AGAIN?"

You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.
---Ray Bradbury

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