By GottaLaff

J Sid won't let anyone get near his sled-poodle for fear she'll reveal her inexperience and extremist views.

That makes John Sidney McCain a liar, and he lied to millions of people right there on national television. What's worse: He lied to the one and only Larry King:

McCain is breaking a promise he made on national television. In July, during an interview with CNN’s Larry King, McCain assured King that his running mate would appear on King’s show shorty after his announcement:

KING: We have a history on this program that whenever the vice presidential nominee is announced, he or she appears on this show the next night. It’s been going on for quite a while. We hope that Senator McCain follows that tradition since I have a hunch he will not announce tonight who that candidate is.

But how close are we?

MCCAIN: I want to say that that vice presidential candidate will be on your show. I will not risk the wrath of Larry King. I want to assure you.

To quote Stephanie Miller: Lying sack of crap.