While Ron Kuby is sure to cover the vast array of important stories later today on his show--Iran has nukes! Obama keeps picking Clintonistas!--I'm more concerned with the return of Guns N' Roses. Hooray!

Guns N’ Roses' new album finally (finally!) (finally!!!!) comes out on Tuesday. They’ve (they being Axl) have set up a MySpace page…apparently unaware that only pedophiles still use MySpace (Facebook, hellooooo!). I can't imagine this album being any good, but who knows. It has been 17 years in the making. Speaking of, what were you doing when their last album came out 17 years ago? I was 13, so I was probably playing video games and looking at my GI Joes.