Don’t think you’re even thinking

Even though you’re thinking: Keep it underground

-Spacehog    (sorry Juice)

Said the accuser: “She turned me into a Newt…I got Better”  Anybody?

I’m torn between the classic drunk line: Take me drunk, I’m home  or  lyrics to that old standard: “Show me the way to go home, cause I’m tired and I wanna go to bed. 

I had a little drink about an hour ago, and it went right to my head”  Methinks it works either way.

Picture me Rollin’

Nothin’ says lovin’ like SCALDING HOT WATER ALL OVER YOUR GROIN!

It is still a universal truth that Breaking Sh**t makes you feel better.

Who is this guy? Tony Montana?

A divorce Solomon could be proud of.

Keep on Keepin’ on

Doobie