Today's Show: May 8, 2006
Good morning. Welcome to The Rachel Maddow Show. Coming up on the show this morning, the controversy over the ivory-billed woodpecker. Is it extinct? Author of "The Grail Bird: The Rediscovery of the Ivory Billed Woodpecker," Tim Gallagher joins us to make the case that the ivory-billed wood pecker does indeed exist.
Also on the show this morning, host of Air America Radio's Politically Direct, and our Washington DC insider, David Bender joins us to talk about what the Duke Cunningham controversy may have to do with Porter Goss's abrupt resignation from the CIA.
FRONT PAGE:
The Uighurs, held at Guantanamo for months after the American government conceded they were innocent, are finally free. But they have to go to Albania.
Why General Michael Hayden is the wrong choice as head of the CIA.
UNDERBELLY:
To learn how republicans plan to rally their conservative base in time for the November elections, read "Fire Up the Culture Wars," by Dana Milbank in today's Washington Post.
- May 8, 2006








May 8th, Historical Events you should Remember
May 8th, 1886 - Pharmacist Dr. John Styth Pemberton invents a carbonated beverage that would later be named "Coca-Cola".
May 8th, 1945 - World War II: VE Day. German forces agree to an unconditional surrender.
May 8th, 1973 - A 71-day standoff, between federal authorities and the American Indian Movement members occupying the Pine Ridge Reservation at Wounded Knee, South Dakota, ends with the surrender of the militants.
Bomar
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By bomar75May 8, 2006 - 6:21amHugged by a Rachel
Wow! How nice it was to meet Dr Rachel Maddow at NoHo Pride. Rachel just enjoyed herself immensely standing at her mic at her old radio station, adroitly greeting folks between on-air times.
When I introduced myself, Rachel immediately pulled me into a quick sisterly hug, saying, "I feel I already know you." I thought, if only my sister was anything remotely as cool as you....!
My husbear, Rocco, was tickled to meet Rachel, too. He took our pix (thanks to Rachel for squatting to make me look taller) with standard film, so it'll take me weeks before I can post a pic link here. Now I know why Rachel really is big enough to stand up to Bill O'Reilly. Whoa.
Thanks, AAR, for the great swag, too! I have a new favorite nightshirt.
—RonNLC
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By RonNLCMay 8, 2006 - 7:05amToday's Bushism
Today's Bushism
We ought to make the pie higher.
--George w. Bush
02/15/2000, South Carolina Republican Debate
Always good for a chuckle, that pResident.
—RonNLC
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By RonNLCMay 8, 2006 - 7:43amToday's "Bush Calendar" quote
Here's my contribution, O Ye Hugger of Rachel.
Reporter: "And the second question--can you promise a year from now that you will have reduced the number of troops in Iraq?"
Bush: "Uhh...the second question is a trick question, so I won't answer it."
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By capn_crustyMay 8, 2006 - 7:47amRachel has such a gorgeous
Rachel has such a gorgeous smile. On such a big gal. Charming and brains and a great voice and . . .
—RonNLC
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By RonNLCMay 8, 2006 - 8:10amJust out of curiosity...
...how tall would you say Her Illustriousness is?
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By capn_crustyMay 8, 2006 - 8:12amre: curiosity
Guess I'm butting in. What's new, eh?
Sounds like Ron's got a bit of a crush on our Rachel! :-)
Don't blame him one BIT. I met her last year - she is an amazingly charming person. I walked away thinking, "What the hell is she doing in RADIO?!"
As for her height, I'd estimate 5'10"? I'm not as good judging that kind of thing. How tall do you think, Ron?
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By punkskiMay 8, 2006 - 10:17amSound like she's taller than me
EVERYone is taller than me. My 14-year-old grandson shot up this year, and now he's about 5-10...and does he ever relish reminding Grumpa of that.
Grumble, grumble, grouse, grouse.
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By capn_crustyMay 8, 2006 - 11:19amYou're taller than
You're taller than me.
Grumbling makes you appear taller to other people, especially grankids, so I hear.
—RonNLC
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By RonNLCMay 8, 2006 - 11:24amRe: Grumbling makes you appear taller to...grandkids...
I'm afraid I have to disagree with you, at least in this instance. The grandson's used to it, so he pays absolutely no attention whatsoever; he takes after his grandmother in those respects. Never bothered her, either.
Did get the 6-month-old granddaughter to say, "Eyarrr", however, so there's hope fer this generation. Another Grace O'Malley she be, by gar.
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By capn_crustyMay 8, 2006 - 11:31amJust grandkidding
You're the expert in the grankidding dept, Cap'n. They don't really call you Grumpa, do they?
—RonNLC
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By RonNLCMay 8, 2006 - 11:38amThe grandson used to call me "Grumpa", or "Grumpi"
...But now it's, "dude". He is fourteen, y'know.
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By capn_crustyMay 8, 2006 - 11:41am Aw shucks punski, how
Aw shucks punski, how could you tell?
;-D}
I thought closer to 5'11". She had to scoot way down for me to put my arm around her shoulder. Don't ask.
—RonNLC
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By RonNLCMay 8, 2006 - 11:22amThe Witlessness and Dumb-Dumb of Dubya
Bush: Best moment as president was catching a fish
May 7, 2006 8:09 PM The Associated Press
WHITE HOUSE President Bush laughingly says his best moment as president was the time he caught a seven-and-a-half-pound largemouth bass on his lake.
But when the German newspaper Bild asked him to name his worst moment, the president became more introspective. He says it was September the eleventh, 2001.
He tells the paper it took time to understand the depth of the terrorist attacks. As he puts it,"the toughest moment of all was after the whole reality sunk in and I was trying to help the nation understand what was going on, and at the same time, be empathetic for those who had lost lives."
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By capn_crustyMay 8, 2006 - 7:51amNew & Improved Bush Hooker Scandal
It's about time we saw some female hookers working in this Administration.
Don't get me wrong - I advocate legalizing (and unionizing) sex workers. But I don't think we ever found out who exactly in the White House was on the receiving end of Jeff Gannon's reporting skills. We can assume it wasn't Laura, although I'm sure she's got her own deep tangled dark secrets.
—RonNLC
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By RonNLCMay 8, 2006 - 8:15amIf Heidi Fleiss got her own Lifetime movie...
...who will be trusted with Jeffie's story?????
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By LarrynowMay 8, 2006 - 9:48amSurely Jeff Gannon's
Surely Jeff Gannon's chomping at the bit to cash in on what he knows goes on behind closed doors.
—RonNLC
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By RonNLCMay 8, 2006 - 11:18amWhite House Bondage?
Cheney head to toe in latex and chains...
Bush getting spanked by Scottie for his going away party in the Lincoln Bedroom....
Laura knitting in the rose garden...weeping...
This is Red Shoe Diaries material...
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By LarrynowMay 8, 2006 - 11:34amCan we somehow work...
...the woodpecker into this scenario? No, wait; scratch that. Cruelty to animals...
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By capn_crustyMay 8, 2006 - 11:36amWell...Laura could be weeping because...
...she hasn't seen George's...wood-pecker...in quite some time???
That's scraping the bottom, I know......I'm a graphic designer...not a writer of Lifetime Television-trash-movies-of-the-week!
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By LarrynowMay 8, 2006 - 12:10pmOh, great
The first letter from an Iranian president to an American president in 27 years...and he has to send it to one who can't read...
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By capn_crustyMay 8, 2006 - 8:37amIran leader offers Bush 'new ways out'
If you are interested in the Iranian Letter story.
Link:
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/05/08/iran.letter/index.html
Bomar
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By bomar75May 8, 2006 - 8:49amSo what is wrong
with being tall? I stand a petite 6' myself.
The true virtue of human beings is fitness to live together as equals; claiming nothing for themselves but what they as freely concede to everyone else..J. S. Mill
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By pb_trueMay 8, 2006 - 8:55amChávez has enough enemies — don't misquote him!
Rachel & Kent —
I am disappointed with you both for your quipping about Hugo Chávez's comments regarding removal of term limits. Something I would have thought scholars like yourselves might have noticed, or at least would like to know now, in today's WSJ of all places, this exculpatory statement appears:
Speaking Saturday at a stadium packed with supporters
in central Lara state, Mr. Chavez rejected allegations he
was a power-hungry tyrant but said he might seek to
extend his rule beyond current term limits if the
opposition pulls out of the presidential vote, as it did
last year's congressional election.
This is merely:
1. a removal of term limits, which are only recent even in the US, and don't yet exist for the British PM.
2. happens only as a response to the funky chicken opposition pulling a boycott.
Chávez is saying "Let mine enemy confront me!".
Please try to be more careful slinging Right-wing talking points around the airwaves, OK? Jeez!
By the way, your blog engine sucks the green weenie. I had to cobble together "blockquote" and "ordered list" out of non-breaking spaces and shift-returns <sigh>
—the Proud Primate (clic for pic)
—e sono tanto semplice, li uomini
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By ProudPrimateMay 8, 2006 - 9:18amThe Continuing Adventures of....
Captaiinnnnnnnnnnnn OBVIOUS!
It takes a village to have an idiot - Actor212
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By actor212May 8, 2006 - 9:23amIncase you are interested, Countdown in the morning
Countdown with Keith Olbermann now is offering a morning repeat of the previous days show.
The Countdown program starts right after Rachel's program is over, 9:00am EST/8:00am CST
Bomar
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By bomar75May 8, 2006 - 9:34amThanks for the great news -
Thanks for the great news - I can never get to watch Olberman in the evenings, but now I can.
—RonNLC
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By RonNLCMay 8, 2006 - 11:15amPeople die so kids can have cheap PlayStations???
What a great.......civilization...jeeeeeeeez...
From Andrew Sullivan's blog...
The Rwandan troops did not head for the areas where the genocidaires were hiding out. They headed straight for the mines like this one in Kalehe, and they swiftly enslaved the populations to dig for them. They did not clear out the genocidaires – they teamed up with them to rape Congo. Jean-Pierre Ondekane, the Chief of the Rwandan forces in Goma, urged his units to maintain good relations "with our Interhamwe [genocidaire] brothers." They set up a Congo Desk that whisked billions out of the country and into Rwandan bank accounts – and they fought to stay and pillage some more. The UN found that a Who's Who of British, American and Belgian companies collaborated with this crime...
Oh, and the reason why this invasion was so profitable? Global demand for coltan was soaring throughout the war because of the massive popularity of coltan-filled Sony Playstations. As Oona King, one of the few British politicians to notice Congo, explains as we travel together for a few days, "Kids in Congo were being sent down mines to die so that kids in Europe and America could kill imaginary aliens in their living rooms."
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By LarrynowMay 8, 2006 - 9:55amBet they had him on the fast track for Officer Candidate School
Army looking into how an autistic 18-year-old was recruited
May 8, 2006 6:33 AM The Associated Press
PORTLAND The Army is looking into how an 18-year-old Portland man with autism got recruited.
Jared Guinther (Ginther) signed up for the Army last month after he was approached by a recruiter outside a strip mall.
The Oregonian newspaper reports that papers filled out by Guinther's recruiters contained no indication of his disability.
Guinther's parents say their son doesn't understand the dangers or the details of what he's has done.
The Portland Army Recruiting Battalion Headquarters is investigating the matter
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By capn_crustyMay 8, 2006 - 10:53amSeahorse Hockey
Bush says he would like to close Guantanamo, but awaiting Supreme Court ruling
May 7, 2006 8:44 PM The Associated Press
WASHINGTON President Bush says he would like to close the detention center at Guantanamo in Cuba. But he says he's waiting first for a U-S Supreme Court ruling on whether inmates can face military tribunals.
In an interview with A-R-D German television, the president says that "obviously, the Guantanamo issue is a sensitive issue for people."
Bush says he's waiting on the Supreme Court to decide -- quote -- "whether the people need to have a fair trial in a civilian court or in a military court."
The Bush administration has been criticized for the open-ended detention of people captured in the war on terrorism and for alleged interrogation techniques used at the camp.
Hundreds of people suspected of ties to al-Qaida and the Taliban have been swept up by the U-S military and secretly shipped to Guantanamo since 2002.
Bush wasn't concerned about the law when he jugged these goomers; why so worried now? Maybe he's full of it, up to his eyebrows? Just a guess.
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By capn_crustyMay 8, 2006 - 2:12pmThink they finally got...
...them bacon 'n' eggs they was wantin'?
Two Australians freed after two weeks in gold mine
May 8, 2006 12:09 PM The Associated Press
BEACONSFIELD, Australia Two Australian miners trapped by an earthquake two weeks ago are now described as safe and well.
A gold mine manager says Brant Webb and Todd Russell were lifted from their underground tomb after painstaking rescue work with hand-held tools.
The miners were lodged in a steel case beneath tons of fallen rocks some three-thousand feet underground.
Hard-rock miners got through more than 45 feet of rock with a giant drilling machine. But cutting the final sections of the escape tunnel had to be done with diamond-tipped hand tools to avoid a cave-in. Some of the chain saws and jackhammers they used weighed as much as 88 pounds.
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By capn_crustyMay 8, 2006 - 3:39pmbacon 'n' eggs?
An excellent question.
I saw the headline and thought, "bacon 'n' eggs, stat!"
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By duckofpreyMay 8, 2006 - 3:59pmChemistry of the day
For all of you eonophiles out there ... and for those, like myself, who just enjoy interesting chemistry:
Vintage Chemistry
Chemists appreciate wine for its color, taste, and aroma. They can also appreciate an aspect of the beverage that escapes the general public: the chemistry that transpires during the production and aging of wine.
Consider, for instance, the chemistry responsible for the color of red wine, which shifts from bluish red when the wine is first produced to brick red when it's aged...."The color can give the judge some indication as to the quality of the wine when it's compared with the wine's age," [says Oregon State Univ. food scientist James A. Kennedy.]
The rest of the article goes on to describe some of the myriad reactions that occur in red wine as it ages, describing why the color changes over time. The writing's reasonably technical, but not unmanageable. It's really quite cool - enjoy!
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By chemgirlMay 8, 2006 - 6:37pmchemgirl,
can't get into the website without a password.
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By m8h29May 8, 2006 - 9:10pmDamn Amer. Chem. Soc. security
Sorry about that, guys. :red:
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By chemgirlMay 9, 2006 - 10:39amNo autographs
Bonds said no when he was asked at his news conference if he would sign the ball if a fan wanted an autograph. Moments later, when an official asked if there were any more questions, Oliveras piped up:
"Will you sign my ball?"
Bonds smirked and said nothing.
After his news conference, Bonds shook Oliveras' hand and took a picture with him.
"I'm happy because I got a picture and he shook my hand," he said.
There was one signature needed though. Oliveras had to sign a waiver for Bonds' reality show.
link
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By NJSharonMay 9, 2006 - 12:18am714*?
From Dave Zirin:
Ruth's 714 home run record lacks the spit-shined purity his backers trumpet. The Sultan of Swat made his bones playing against only a select segment of the population because of the ban on players whose skin color ran brown to black. Ruth never had to hit against Negro League greats Satchel Paige or Lefty Mathis to amass the magic 714. Yet no asterisk for institutionalized racism mars the Babe's marks. Ruth also was a habitual user of a banned substance that was deemed unambiguously illegal by the federal government--a drug Ruth believed enhanced his performance: alcohol. Ruth was a star during the roaring prohibition 1920s, and as teammate Joe Dugan said, "Babe would go day and night, broads and booze."
But Ruth didn't just stop at the watering hole to find an edge. According to The Baseball Hall of Shame's Warped Record Book, by Bruce Nash, Allan Zullo and Bob Smith, the Bambino fell ill one year attempting to inject himself with extract from a sheep's testes. This effort by more than a few athletes of his era to seek the healing and strengthening properties of testosterone prefigured the craze for steroids.
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By NJSharonMay 9, 2006 - 12:22am