Today's Show: Friday, September 30, 2005
"Hey little Turkish child, which one of these four doesn't belong in this picture?"
UNDERBELLY:
Bush Administration specialty: dumb contracting:
Bush Administration specialty: dumb contracting:
Very expensive, totally useless deal with Carnival Cruise Lines.
Operation Blue Roof:
"The government is paying contractors an average of $2,480 for less than two hours of work to cover each damaged roof — even though it's also giving them endless supplies of blue sheeting for free."
"The government is paying contractors an average of $2,480 for less than two hours of work to cover each damaged roof — even though it's also giving them endless supplies of blue sheeting for free."
Mississippi classrooms contracts in question...
FEMA signs a $2 billion dollar contract for temporary housing...only 109 families have moved in...
Bush cabinet prediction: A white New Orleans
FRONT PAGE:
Judge orders release of more Abu Ghraib, prisoner abuse photos.
Troops serving in Iraq had to purchase their own body armor....now, the Pentagon can't figure out how to reimburse them.
You can get paid if you don't kill endangered animals! The House's plans for The Endangered Species Act...
PET STORY:
Mayor...cell phone...underage girls...
EXTRA CREDIT:
How bad is your pronunciation? Probably, not nearly as bad as my spelling!
Grand, Grand Jury Ettiquette
Grand, Grand Jury Ettiquette
Students, please study the present case of Mr. Projectile-vomit Delay and try to remember the following five simple rules of legal ettiquette the next time you have a grand jury breathing down your neck:
1) Do not go to the national media and insult the prosecutor by calling him or her a "zealot".
2) Do not imply in the national media that the prosecutor has a personal vendetta against YOU.
3) Probably do not tell the national media that you "have done nothing wrong" when you have already been CONVICTED IN THE CORRESPONDING CIVIL CASE, and there is only just one campaign finance law that you were required to follow in your state.
4) Do not tell the prosecutor that he/she is "more corrupt than you are".
5) Remember to check your deodorant.
Thank you, students, for your attention.
- parent
By nvpcjockSeptember 30, 2005 - 7:57am